The English language can be kinda interesting sometimes. Learnt some interesting usage of the language in today's Techniques of Professional Speaking and Writing module. By the way, dun be fooled by the juvenile-looking/sounding name of this module; it is even more difficult than General Paper! O_o"

Anyway, as i was saying, we were required to decipher some baffling terms which we wouldn't use in our everyday conversations. The first example was relatively simple:

A particular female specimen of the canine breed - Most of us would noe that this means a female dog~

The next few were jux bewildering:

Cerebral faecisitis - Shit in your head

This is not a wilful misplacement of my ontological predicates - I'm not lying (Can u imagine how many ppl u can confuse by saying such an unfathomable sentence jux to express the meaning of these 3 simple words?)

This next one is hilarious:

He extended the forefinger of his left hand and ran it through the circular aperture of his right nostril and proceeded to extricate the contents of which with euphoria - He digged his nose happily